I think Luke
Skywalker works at my local
Schlotsky's Deli.
I went there for lunch yesterday and saw this dude behind the counter, and probably was staring at him.
So I went back today and snapped a photo with my phone. That man is FAST. It must be the Jedi training. This is the best photo I could get.
I think he looks just like Luke Skywalker. Plus, he cut my sandwich with a lightsabre.
.